Current mood:
weird
Ok dude (more like my dad's age) wants to do MAJOR business with me so we met at his home for a lil talk.Right,so I go over there and we start talking......more like he eloborately describes what this venture is all about, I'm noddin', we're on the same page. Then Uncle over here decides to go to the kitchen and comes back with a huge ass platter full of boiled..........wait for it now................cow's toungues, huge muhfuhkaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude says here you go, I got some thin to nible on............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!
shit! Now I'm all up in the mix cus I can't say "no thanks", I gotta take atleast one.
He senses I'm hesitant, grabs one and starts peelin the top layer and says.....
"yeah boy, you gotta peal the hard skin off and eat the softer meat inside:, I'm watching him tear that toungue apart right infront of me, My eyes start watering at the prospect of what I'm about........no.............what I have to do.
So I slowly reach for one (hand movin' back and forth like I'm scratchin on some sway & Tech shit). I take one.....feels freaking coarse with all the toungues nerves hardened
I start peelin the shit.........close my eyes and dive in for the team.........
HEY!!!!!
This shit ain't that bad at all, 10 minutes later I'd chowed a good few of the stuff.All this time I'd been feelin like a fear factor contestant and the shit aint so bad,hahahahaha!!!
The Zuluking is back!!!! And hey!maybe my toungue skills will have appreciated come tomorrow mornin',hahahaha!!
GOOD NIGHT!!!
we ndoda the tongue is one of the nicest parts of the cow's head wabo.....
thats nothin nigga .i don ate a bull and sheep testicles charlie..now you gon come complain about a tongue..kante wena san what type of zulu are yu?..Clearly...yu grew up n da kingdom....palaces and all...anyway im glad yu ended up enjoyin....oh ja next fo yu is the brain and testicles..oh you shud taste the eye of a cow or sheep..Mmmmmmmm..
Blessed
1Ne
Ahem.....
I wish all men could dive for and with tongue!!!
Life would be so better if they didn't approach all "tongue-ing" issues like Fear Factor contestants.
Big ups
omg x____x i couldn't take it...
there are things i can't really eat at all >.<
lol..funny one..thank god im vegetarian lol
but big up though