Man just had a crazy ass meeting with this business man. Ok dude (more like my dad's age) wants to do MAJOR business with me so we met at his home for a lil talk.Right,so I go over there and we start talking......more like he eloborately describes what this venture is all about, I'm noddin', we're on the same page. Then Uncle over here decides to go to the kitchen and comes back with a huge ass platter full of boiled..........wait for it now................cow's toungues, huge muhfuhkaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude says here you go, I got some thin to nible on............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!! shit! Now I'm all up in the mix cus I can't say "no thanks", I gotta take atleast one.
He senses I'm hesitant, grabs one and starts peelin the top layer and says..... "yeah boy, you gotta peal the hard skin off and eat the softer meat inside:, I'm watching him tear that toungue apart right infront of me, My eyes start watering at the prospect of what I'm about........no.............what I have to do.
So I slowly reach for one (hand movin' back and forth like I'm scratchin on some sway & Tech shit). I take one.....feels freaking coarse with all the toungues nerves hardened
I start peelin the shit.........close my eyes and dive in for the team.........
HEY!!!!!
This shit ain't that bad at all, 10 minutes later I'd chowed a good few of the stuff.All this time I'd been feelin like a fear factor contestant and the shit aint so bad,hahahahaha!!! The Zuluking is back!!!! And hey!maybe my toungue skills will have appreciated come tomorrow mornin',hahahaha!!
This just to give you a an understanding of what I mean when I say I don't bump that laffy taffy shit radio plays...I listen to music for the soul not something to help dislocate my shoulder blades.
Music is such a drug for me,now that I think about it - not a day (more like 3hours) passes by without me listenin' to music.If you were to see me in the streets you'd 99% of the time see lil white earphones permanently fixed in my ears.Everyday has a soundtrack ...........shit! I almost got robbed bumpin' "Made You Look" on my way to college back in the day.People tell me I'm anti-social cause I don't be hearing them talk cus I'm busy tryna listen that new Pharoahe Monch joint.
Music is also my shrink cause for every situation I'm faced with music seems to have a solution to it,all I do is just select the appropriate playlist and I'm healed (got a playlist for every mood might I add).
Just had the pleasure of being banned from a certain website that promotes South Africans abroad to come back home (yes,that one!!!).I initially went on there hoping to get views from South Africans abroad......what I saw was enough to bring out the hard-core patriot in me. These "okes" as they call themselves, spend every waking momment googling dirt on the country and spamming out the forum with grosly exergerated content. It's not one or two posts, its the whole ******* forum filled with hatred and moaning. These people now reside in foreign countries (you know the fab three of New Zealsnd, Australia and ofcourse the United Kingdom).
These people were running a circus on that site and the Zuluking just had to check 'em.... might I add that the boards moderators deleted 80% of my posts and proceeded to ban me for stickin up for my country.
Now lets get to the crux of the matter, why do those ex South Africans that left the country immediately after the Nelson Mandela became president invest so much energy into slinging mud on the country and go on international forums and paint such a horrid and distorted image of our country? what joy does it bring a grown ass man to spend everyday of his "pleasant" life in Australia spamming out forums about what a hell hole South Afica is?? These individuals mock the country, the government, the laws and constitution and anything that has to do with Southh Africa.
I am in no way oposed to constructive criticism of the country, but what those ex-pats are doing is beyond me and defies all logic.
Maybe I should've just let 'em do they're thing, they are morons anyway................... ...........nah!!!!! IT'S ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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we ndoda the tongue is one of the nicest parts of the cow's head wabo.....
thats nothin nigga .i don ate a bull and sheep testicles charlie..now you gon come complain about a tongue..kante wena san what type of zulu are yu?..Clearly...yu grew up n da kingdom....palaces and all...anyway im glad yu ended up enjoyin....oh ja next fo yu is the brain and testicles..oh you shud taste the eye of a cow or sheep..Mmmmmmmm..
Blessed
1Ne
Ahem.....
I wish all men could dive for and with tongue!!!
Life would be so better if they didn't approach all "tongue-ing" issues like Fear Factor contestants.
Big ups
omg x____x i couldn't take it...
there are things i can't really eat at all >.<
lol..funny one..thank god im vegetarian lol
but big up though