Mitch Fatel
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Stand-Up / Jokes / JokesTV Shows
Comedy Central Presents, Letterman, Leno, Conan,Films
Played Apollo Creed in Rocky (Original only).Albums
Steve Martin, Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld, Gary Cannon, Gilbert GottfriedWebsite
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Influences
Steve Martin, Howard Stern, Jerry Seinfeld, Gary Cannon, Gilbert Gottfried
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- Aug 28, 2009 7:51 PM Super Famous
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About me:
Hey everyone, thanks for coming to my site. You make me feel special and tingly in my private areas. I have one great DVD and two hysterical CD's available here! My One hour Comedy Central Special debuts on Sept 18th at 11pm and the DVD "Mitch Fatel is Magical" is the un-edited extended version of that (includes an extra 23 minutes of material plus cool bonus features.) Everyone who purchases a DVD gets their choice to either make love to me once or play Scrabble (Yahtzee is not a substitute so please stop asking.) I am super funny and very cool. I try to answer every e-mail and comment but I'm getting super famous so it may take awhile or I may not get to it but I promise you I will try! I can't send anything signed but I promise I will sign anything you want if you meet me at a show. I always sell and sign DVDS/CDS after the show and will kiss anyone on the lips ( including guys but then your CD is assessed a $50.00 gay fee)Who I'd like to meet:
The various children I have fathered over the years. If you have a profile (default) pic with me in it, send me your e-mail address so I can find you and I'll make you a top friend. If you don't have one, stalk me and take one! NO you can't start out at number one. Put in your time and you'll make it to number one. No cheating. Unless of course, well you know, then you definitely can skip the line.Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Big Apple!
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 5' 5" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
- Children: Undecided
- Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
- Occupation: Funny MoFo
Interests
General
Helping beautiful young women escape from Prison!Music
Van Morrison, Johnny Cash, Eminem, Beck, Grant Lee Buffalo, JayZ, Bee Gees, Weezer, Sinead O'Connor, Green Day, James Blunt, Dido, 50 cent, Van Morrison, Kiss, Nelly Furtado, Shaggy, Billy Joel, Morrissey, Gillian Welch, Wu Tang, Judas Priest, Hooverphonic, Frankie Valli, Smog, Flaming lips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (more to follow when I'm waiting for my porn to download) ..Movies
Rocky, Leaving Las Vegas, Mulholland Drive, Memento, Raging Bull, Requiem for a Dream, Slingblade, Xanadu, Braveheart, Flight 93, Apocalypto (I like to be sad at movies) World's Fastest Indian (I'm only going to keep going if you promise to see all of these)Television
Books
Razors Edge (Maugham), Fountainhead & Atlas Shrugged (Rand), Grapes of Wrath (Steinbeck), Remains of the Day (Ishiguro), 101 Sexual Positions (Mr and Mrs. Fatel)Heroes
Ayn Rand, Howard Stern, David Letterman, Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, The 3 legged Kitten I saw at a farm who was like "Fuck it, I have 3 legs, get over it" Rudy Giuliani, Steve Martin, Debbie Schlussel, Sylvester Stallone (first Rocky ever and after that an embarrasment) Somerset Maugham, Cartman, Jerry Seinfeld, My Daddy.
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10 of 4587MoreU should call ur fans squirts haha cuz that's what we came frm n muffins is LAME!!! KEEP up the good work ;)
hi Mitch,thanks for the add,how are you? i heard you and your g/f on WAAF the other mornin,you 2 sounded great
Ha ha ur the best!
hey mitch
when you come to hasbrouck heights,
come to my pool!! :)
I made a comedian giggle. Not enough to make me stop taking pictures of scantily clad women, but it a start.
i watched you tonight like i said i would, so great, so sexy, hahahaha hope tonight went well
when i first saw you on comedy central i just had to add you on myspace lol...youre funny and i like the shit you talk about...my name is also mitch!
OMG! Just saw you on comedy central.... I think Im in love! LOL Such a cute smile, bedroom eyes, sexy voice & you make me laugh sooo much! THANK YOU Mitch! You need to come to Portland Ore. so I can see you in person, you can give me ur 'special ingredient', if ya want... Im serious! Ha-Ha!!! Did I say THANK YOU? So Awesome
Just ordered my tickets to see you at the Denver Improv on May 27th, can't wait!
Shit like this, is the reason you are on my top ten fav. commedians list!